There are years that ask questions and years that answer.
double—knot:

"I made up a dance so everyone will be happy!"
I like my women with stilettos and trust funds.
Jake. (via jakesdouchejar)
I’ve only cooked once in the last two years. I made a grilled cheese sandwich and it cost $30 to buy the bread, the cheese, butter, the pan…never doing that again.
Jake. (via jakesdouchejar)

There’s no traffic, it’s the East Coast.

Jake, on driving a car out of NYC at 5pm Friday afternoon

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I’ve been to Pica. It’s not that hard to get a reservation.

Jake, on episode 3 of this season’s new girl.

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Let’s be honest…my looks got me through college.
Jake. (via jakesdouchejar)